Sunday, July 5, 2009

What is the difference between men and women?

  1. A successful man is who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  2. Men wake up as good looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
  3. A man will pay $2 for an item he wants, women will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn’t want.
  4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting she wont change and she does.
  5. There are times a man doesn’t understand woman- before and after marriage.
  6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man doesn’t until he gets a wife.
  7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
  8. Any married man should forget his mistakes;…

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