A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
Don't live in a town where there are no doctors.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.
The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Saturday, June 7, 2008
Think like a wizard .. . .
1.
man
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board
Answer = man overboard
Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.
2.
stand
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i
Answer = I understand
OK . . .
Got the drift ?
Let's try a few now and see
how you fare ?
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/
Answer = reading between the lines
4. r
road
a
d
Answer = cross road
Not having a good day now, are you ?
Redeem yourself.
5. cycle cycle cycle
Answer = tricycle
Not easy to figure out ha!
6.
0
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M.D. Ph.D.
Answer= two degrees below zero
C'mon give it a little thought!!
7.
knee
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light
Answer= neon light
( knee - on - light )
U can prove u r smart by getting this one.
8.
ground
------------ ---
feet feet feet feet feet feet
Answer= six feet underground
Oh no, not again!!
9.
he's X himself
Answer = he's by himself
Now u messing up big time.
10. ecnalg
Answer= backward glance
Not even close ! !
11. death ..... life
Answer= life after death
Okay last chance ............ ......
12. THINK
Answer = think big ! !
And the last one is real fundoo - - -
13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. .
Ans. = long time no 'C'
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man
------------
board
Answer = man overboard
Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.
2.
stand
------------
i
Answer = I understand
OK . . .
Got the drift ?
Let's try a few now and see
how you fare ?
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/
Answer = reading between the lines
4. r
road
a
d
Answer = cross road
Not having a good day now, are you ?
Redeem yourself.
5. cycle cycle cycle
Answer = tricycle
Not easy to figure out ha!
6.
0
------------
M.D. Ph.D.
Answer= two degrees below zero
C'mon give it a little thought!!
7.
knee
------------
light
Answer= neon light
( knee - on - light )
U can prove u r smart by getting this one.
8.
ground
------------ ---
feet feet feet feet feet feet
Answer= six feet underground
Oh no, not again!!
9.
he's X himself
Answer = he's by himself
Now u messing up big time.
10. ecnalg
Answer= backward glance
Not even close ! !
11. death ..... life
Answer= life after death
Okay last chance ............ ......
12. THINK
Answer = think big ! !
And the last one is real fundoo - - -
13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. .
Ans. = long time no 'C'
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Hey, do send your feedback on this test
5 FACTS IN THE WORLD.....!!!
Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
Fact 2 : After reading the first fact, all fools try it.
Fact 3: Fact 1 is false ha ha ha ha ha....!
Fact 4: Now you are laughing... bcoz you became a fool!!!
Fact 5: You are going to forward this now coz you don't wanna be the only fool He
...
hee!
Fact 2 : After reading the first fact, all fools try it.
Fact 3: Fact 1 is false ha ha ha ha ha....!
Fact 4: Now you are laughing... bcoz you became a fool!!!
Fact 5: You are going to forward this now coz you don't wanna be the only fool He
...
hee!
TELL IT LIKE IT IS
"Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry."- John Lennon
Friday, June 6, 2008
Monday, June 2, 2008
NEW DISCOVERY
Just discovered a new kenyan site that rocks. Chek out http://www.kichizi.com/
Here r samples
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an African, using Bill Gate’s - (an American)technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Akaranga longshoremen, and trucked to you by Wagithendu from Kiambu.That, my friend, is Globalization
Sunday, June 1, 2008
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