Sunday, July 26, 2009

Except me

You can have anything in the world(heck, even the whole universe) except me!

Monday, July 6, 2009

Illest Mchongwano

Naskia kwenu mumeendelea hadi mko na teabags za uji
Mamako ni mnono wakati wa election violence kijiji mzima ilijificha nyuma yake
Wewe uko na skin ingine tight mpaka ukiwink mguu moja inainuka
Nyanyako ni mzee, nilimwambia ACT YOUR AGE akakufa
manzi yako ana ulimi ingine rough mpaka akiongea yeye huskip kama CD
sheila we ni m ugly mathako alikudrop tao akashikwa na kanjo for littering
unajipaka make up mob ukilia unaacha erosion
una kichwa ndogo mpaka masikio zako ni slide

KCSE 2015

START: 2.00 P.M TO 5.00 PM


Take the first 15min to read through the instructions and the question booklet.
Do not write on this question paper
Answer within the time limit, 3 hrs
Any form of cheating will lead to disqualification
Incase of anything raise your hand and ask the invigilator
Note that not all questions may contain multiple choice answers. Questions with multiple answers are those the examiner found challenging.
Discussion is allowed after the paper

1. Which year was the post election violence?
a) 2002 b)2008 c) 1942 d) 2007

2. Who financed the post election violence?

3. Who was the chief mediator?
a) Graca Marcel b) Chinua Achebe c) Kofi Anan d) Thambo Mbeki

4.i) In the USA there was a president who had a dream
a) What was his name?
b) What was his dream?
c) Which year was the dream?
d) Did the dream come true?
e) if so in which year?

5. Expound on the historic handshake and circumstances leading to it.

6. Who was the chief mediator and what was he mediating?

7. What is the name of the smart man who embarrassed the Presidential security detail? Which year was it and what did the man want to tell the President?

8. Who is an IDP? ( 2 Marks)

9. Write an essay about Barrack Obama. Include details like when and where he was born, his parents names, where he grew up, his wife and children’s names and when they were each born, how many wives his father had and which year he married each of them, his fathers favorite food. Also write about his academic, economic, social, spiritual and emotional background

10. Kofi Anan is one of the greatest black men alive. He has achieved so much in his life time; please give his academic background, year and place of birth, family status and intellectual achievements. State the years respectively and discuss his career path and rise to stardom

11. Write about the Krigler Report, its findings and recommendations. (20 Marks)

12. Write vividly about the Waki Report, its findings and recommendations. (20 Marks)

13. Discuss the maize scandal. Hint. Give details of the year, who the suspects were and the true victims, how much maize they stole, where they took the maize and how many Kenyans died. (20Marks)

14. Who were Ababu Nabwamba and Dr. Bonny Khalwale? Write everything you know about them (20 Marks).

15. Write vividly about the Artur brothers and their mission in Kenya . Also give all their nicknames. (20 Marks)

16. List the Pentagon members

17. Is is true that MP’s ate flour and washed it down their throats with oil?

18. Write about the oil saga

19a).how many districts are in kenya (please approximate to the nearest 10).

b)Which one has chemolingot as its headquarters?

c)Mr mutua travels from kijabe to malaba via kaimosi. describe, the political, economic and administrative changes he encounters along the way (20 marks)

20)expound on the following terminologies(20 Marks)
a)Mavi ya Kuku
c)Mkate Nusu

Sunday, July 5, 2009

What is the difference between men and women?

  1. A successful man is who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  2. Men wake up as good looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
  3. A man will pay $2 for an item he wants, women will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn’t want.
  4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting she wont change and she does.
  5. There are times a man doesn’t understand woman- before and after marriage.
  6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man doesn’t until he gets a wife.
  7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
  8. Any married man should forget his mistakes;…