Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Dear Lord...

Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cnt change,the courage to change the things i cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those pple
i had to kill today bcoz they pissed me off.And also help me to be
careful of the toes i step today as they may be connected to the ass
that i may have to kiss tomorrow.Help me to always give 100% at work
12% on monday,23% on tuesday,40% on wednesday,20% on thursday,5% on
friday.And help me to remember when am havin a really bad day and it
seems that people are trying to piss me that it takes 42 muscles to
frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
Amen

Friday, June 18, 2010

Bankelele

I know #Bankelele, the real Bankelele...
He owes me a hundred favors...

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

How Stupid is this?

Calling up yu(Essar) customer care coz I don't have internet settings on my phone, the voice prompt tells me to visit the yu website(yu.co.ke) for the settings.
How retarded is that..????

Monday, June 14, 2010

The End of the World

...And I believe the World is burning to the ground,
Oh well, I guess we gonna find out,
Let's see how far we've come
...And I believe it all is coming to an end,
Oh well, I guess we gonna pretend,
Let's see how far we've come

Thursday, June 10, 2010

A deeper meaning

  • Work is a necessary evil to b avoided.
  • I can tell u R lying,your lips are moving..
  • I am not prejudiced,I hate everyone equally.I used to be lost in the shuffle now i just shuffle along with the lost..
  • Sorry but my karma just ran over your dogma...
  • I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent...
  • The objective of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his...
  • I know you think you understood what I said but what u heard was not what i meant....
  • I don't have a drinking problem, I drink, I get drunk, I fall down, no problem

The Beauty of Mathematics

Beauty of Mathematics!!!!!!!

1 x 8 + 1= 9
12 x 8 + 2= 98
123 x 8 + 3= 987
1234 x 8 + 4= 9876
12345 x 8 + 5= 98765
123456 x 8 + 6= 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7= 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8= 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9= 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321


Mind Boggling...