Sunday, December 21, 2008

God Vs The Scientist

God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him, “God, we don’t need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing - in other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning.”

“Oh, is that so? Explain…” replies God. “Well,” says the scientist, “we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man.”

“Well, that’s very interesting… show Me.”

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the shape of a man. “No, no, no…” interrupts God, “Get your own dirt.”


Do what thy manhood bids thee do, from none but self expect applause; He noblest lives and noblest dies who makes and keeps his self-made laws.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Ma3 Madness

Unaenda kupanda mathree.imejaa deadly.alafu conda anashow wadhii wakusongee. U r still thinking whether uingie au zi.then the conda tells u "ingia tu, usitoe viatu"

Saturday, December 13, 2008


Love is for losers,
Suckers and fools.
Love is for losers,
Day tripping cruisers,
Who believe in happily-ever-after.

No it's not for me.
If you're going to talk of love,
Then let me be.
I'm free from entanglements.
Frozen estrangements,
And broken relationships,
Just don't do it for me.

All I want is sexual truth.
An evening of erotic proof,