Sunday, June 22, 2008


A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

Don't live in a town where there are no doctors.

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.

The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.

1 comment:

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