REQUEST 4 SSLARY RAISE

*Subject: The Day the Penis asked for a Raise! LOL]I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for thefollowing reasons. **I do physical labor. **I work at great depths. **I plunge headfirst into everything I do. **I do not get w**eekends or public holidays off. **I work in a damp environment.I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. **I work in high temperatures. **My work exposes me to contagious diseases. *** * Sincerely, **P. Niss. **** ** The Response:** Dear P. Niss After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you haveraised, the administration rejects your request for the followingreasons: **You do not work 8 hours straight. **You fall asleep after brief work periods **You do not always follow the orders of the **management team. **You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting otherlocations.**You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated inorder to start working.You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearingthe correct protective clothing. **You will retire well before you are 65. **You are unable to work double shifts. **You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completedassigned task. **And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering andexiting the workplace **carrying two suspicious-looking bags.**Sincerely, **V. Gina. *