DAYTIME AFFAIR

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror,she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway."Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband'shome early!""I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!""If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied.He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!"So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out thewindow! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discoveredhe had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so hestarted running along beside the others, about 300 ofthem.Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in asbest he could.After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him withsome curiosity, jogged closer."Do you always run in the nude?" one asked. "Oh yes!" he replied, gaspingfor air. "It feels so wonderfully free!"Another runner moved alongside him. "Do you always run carrying your clotheswith you under your arm?""Oh , yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressedright at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, " Do youalways wear a condom when you run