REINCARNATION

Chipo was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurts, she never had aboyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help.- "Honey! "- said the psychic. "You will not have luck in love in this life.But in the reincarnation, you will be a much desired woman and all men willfall at your feet".Chipo left very happy and excited, and as she went over a bridge shethought:"the sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins". She decided to jump offthe bridge right away.But, incredibly Chipo didn't die!She fell on the back of a truck full of bananas; she lost her senses andfainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able to seevery well, and not knowing where she was, she started touching hersurroundings, feeling all the bananas. She mumbled with a huge smile on herface:- "GENTLEMEN, PLEASE! ONE AT A TIME!