MCHONGUANO

*JIENJOY LAKINI!**Wall za nyumba yenyu ni thin... ma neighbors wakikatakata kitunguu munaliaKwenyu nyinyi ni wengi mpaka muko na number plate...** **Ati we ni m-black mpaka shetani akikucheki anasema 'Jesus!'** **** **Ati we ni m-tall mpaka ukivaa trao by the time ifike kwa waist imeishafashion...** **Wewe nywele zako ni ngumu kabla uchanue wewe humeza Panadol.** **Ati TV yenu ni small mpaka nyi hu-watch na macho moja****Nyinyi kwenu ni wa-black mkiingia kwa moti yenyu dirisha zinakuwa tinted****Wewe ni mnono ukiingia class unakaa next to everyone** **Nyi ni mababi mpaka munapika chapo na lotion** **First time yako ku-buy ball gum shopkeeper alikugei ya green ukasema 'natakaile imeiva'****TV yenyu ni old mukiwasha Kasavuli bado yuko kipindi cha watoto** **
Nyinyi ni wengi father-ko akicome home anasema 'wananchi?'** ** ** **Mathako m-lazy anapika chapo moja na anatoa fotocopy ya hizo zingine** **We mfupi jo unashuka kwa basi na parachute** **Budako ni fala mpaka ye hu-cover newspaper** **TV yenu ndogo mpaka news huanza...'je munatuona?'** ** **Paka yenyu imeona movie mob.. ni otero.. mpaka ikifuata panya inalia'tereng! tereng!'** ** ** **Wewe ni mshamba mpaka the first time ulipanda mathree ulitandika vitambaa.****Kwenyu nyi wengi badala ya sofasets muko na viti za stadi (stadium)** **TV yenu ni nzee mpaka mna izima na maji** **Budaako ni mso ye hukula maembe** **kama** njugu*