Women as sex objects

Why do women complain when we call them sex objects..i mean when u ask 4 sex they object..

Geek signs

Dear Lord...

Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cnt change,the courage to change the things i cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those pple
i had to kill today bcoz they pissed me off.And also help me to be
careful of the toes i step today as they may be connected to the ass
that i may have to kiss tomorrow.Help me to always give 100% at work
12% on monday,23% on tuesday,40% on wednesday,20% on thursday,5% on
friday.And help me to remember when am havin a really bad day and it
seems that people are trying to piss me that it takes 42 muscles to
frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
Amen

Bankelele

I know #Bankelele, the real Bankelele...
He owes me a hundred favors...

How Stupid is this?

Calling up yu(Essar) customer care coz I don't have internet settings on my phone, the voice prompt tells me to visit the yu website(yu.co.ke) for the settings.
How retarded is that..????

The End of the World

...And I believe the World is burning to the ground,
Oh well, I guess we gonna find out,
Let's see how far we've come
...And I believe it all is coming to an end,
Oh well, I guess we gonna pretend,
Let's see how far we've come

A deeper meaning

• Work is a necessary evil to b avoided.
• I can tell u R lying,your lips are moving..
• I am not prejudiced,I hate everyone equally.I used to be lost in the shuffle now i just shuffle along with the lost..
• Sorry but my karma just ran over your dogma...
• I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent...
• The objective of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his...
• I know you think you understood what I said but what u heard was not what i meant....
• I don't have a drinking problem, I drink, I get drunk, I fall down, no problem