Sunday, June 22, 2008

KICHIZI QUOTES

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

Don't live in a town where there are no doctors.

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.

The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Think like a wizard .. . .

1.
man
------------
board

Answer = man overboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

2.
stand
------------
i

Answer = I understand

OK . . .

Got the drift ?

Let's try a few now and see

how you fare ?

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/



Answer = reading between the lines


4. r
road
a
d

Answer = cross road

Not having a good day now, are you ?

Redeem yourself.


5. cycle cycle cycle



Answer = tricycle

Not easy to figure out ha!

6.
0
------------
M.D. Ph.D.



Answer= two degrees below zero

C'mon give it a little thought!!

7.
knee
------------
light



Answer= neon light

( knee - on - light )

U can prove u r smart by getting this one.

8.
ground
------------ ---
feet feet feet feet feet feet

Answer= six feet underground

Oh no, not again!!

9.
he's X himself



Answer = he's by himself

Now u messing up big time.

10. ecnalg



Answer= backward glance

Not even close ! !

11. death ..... life



Answer= life after death

Okay last chance ............ ......

12. THINK



Answer = think big ! !

And the last one is real fundoo - - -

13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. .



Ans. = long time no 'C'
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5 FACTS IN THE WORLD.....!!!

Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
Fact 2 : After reading the first fact, all fools try it.
Fact 3: Fact 1 is false ha ha ha ha ha....!
Fact 4: Now you are laughing... bcoz you became a fool!!!
Fact 5: You are going to forward this now coz you don't wanna be the only fool He
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