Don't hold your Farts

Don't hold your farts. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that's how you get shitty ideas.! :-)

Why I no longer Ride my Bike

How Dinosaurs died:-)

Wise Old Japanese Saying

For want of a nail, the horseshoe was lost
For want of a horseshoe, the steed was lost
For want of a steed, the message was not delivered
For want of an undelivered message, the war was lost.!

Are the Chinese taking over??

Very interesting article about Chinese(read Huawei) forays into the Telcoms industry Read This.!

For those who think they know better...

"Your deductive powers are a gift from God or chance or a stray shot of sperm or whatever or whoever the hell wrote your life script...
They are a gift, not earned.

You do not know what I know because you have not earned those powers. You are callous with those powers, so you flaunt them and throw them around like a brat with a trust fund.

You haven't had to climb up all the greasy little wrungs, you haven't had to buy your way to the fundraisers, you haven't done the time in that first marriage to the girl with the right father.

You think that you can leap over it all in a single bound. You haven't had to bribe or charm or threaten your way to a seat at that table.

You don't know how to assess your competition because you haven't competed. Don't make me your competition.!"

Robert DeNiro, Limitless, 2011

karma(going around, coming around)

It's always funny when it happens to someone else, but fucking hilarious when it happens to you.!