This article is imported directly from the Daily Nation (Wednesday May 6, 2009) with no alterations whatsoever. It's from a 'distressed' woman seeking 'advice'...
I've been in a relationship for two years with a man two years my junior. Despite being hardworking, he has not been luck in finding a job. I have a job that meets most of my needs. While gae has never been an issue for me, his siblings feel am too old for him and have never accepted me as a potential wife for their brother. On the other hand, I have friends who judge his financial status and feel I dont have a future with a financially unstable man. We've not had it easy with people around us trying to separate and discourage us, but we have endured it all. He has met my family and they love him and even invite him over for family events occassionally.
We love each other and would like to settle down. Although he has not officially asked me to marry him, he has mentioned severely that his intetions are to do so once he is financially stable. The problem is that I will be 31 by the end of this year and feel that time is not on my side. For two years, his financial status has been almost zero. As much as I want to be with him, I can't help but wonder if I have a bright future with a man rent I sometimes have to pay because he has no money to do so.
Could my friends be right that am wasting my time with a man who has nothing to offer. What if his financial situation does not change and I have to bear the entire financial burden when we finally settle down or, worse, I lose my job? Who will cater for us if he is not lucky by then? Am I making a grand mistake by waiting to marry this man?
I won't even comment on this...
Joan K.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Sucks to be always right
An anomaly is something that does not confirm to established and proven theories of science. People through and through are basically all the same until you meet one who seems like an anomaly. Seriously, they seem to defy every theory you might have and just as you begin to think that after all you have found you much sort after anomaly, they just have to go and prove you right(that there are no anomalies. They are all the same, one way or another.)
Disclaimer:I don't claim to be different. As a matter of fact, i more or less am the pig all men are made out to be.
Disclaimer:I don't claim to be different. As a matter of fact, i more or less am the pig all men are made out to be.
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Kichizi Quotes
If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
by: Mo Udall
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
by: Ogden Nash
God is really only another artist, he made the elephant, giraffe and cat. He has no real style but keeps trying new ideas.
by: Pablo Picasso
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
by: Mark Twain
The word 'meaningful' when used today is nearly always meaningless.
by: Paul Johnson
Never have children, only grandchildren.
by: Gore Vidal
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
by: Mark Twain
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
by: Mark Twain
I paint objects as I think them, not as I see them.
by: Pablo Picasso
Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.
by: Mark Twain
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's I mean.
by: Mark Twain
Everything you can imagine is real.
by: Pablo Picasso
by: Mo Udall
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
by: Ogden Nash
God is really only another artist, he made the elephant, giraffe and cat. He has no real style but keeps trying new ideas.
by: Pablo Picasso
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
by: Mark Twain
The word 'meaningful' when used today is nearly always meaningless.
by: Paul Johnson
Never have children, only grandchildren.
by: Gore Vidal
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
by: Mark Twain
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
by: Mark Twain
I paint objects as I think them, not as I see them.
by: Pablo Picasso
Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.
by: Mark Twain
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's I mean.
by: Mark Twain
Everything you can imagine is real.
by: Pablo Picasso
Beer vs Vagina
1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you
find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may
get mad, make a scene,kick you out, etc.
If you get home reeking of vagina
your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave
you. There's definitely a point to be had here,
depending on your point of view and personal
circumstances.
I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive
home.
Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to
drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place,
your reputation may suffer.
If you eat any p***y in public, you become a
legend.
One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you
may get arrested.
If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying
saucers.
Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen
god.
One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring.
Ripping off panties is fun.
One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never
gets pissed off
One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one
to open a bottle or a can.
One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but
it eventually it settles down.
One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner, ale, lager, etc
One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an
hour after you've drank it
One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner
is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel
angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that
Beer would
experience none of those feelings, let alone express
them,
an extra point for BEER!
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you
find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may
get mad, make a scene,kick you out, etc.
If you get home reeking of vagina
your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave
you. There's definitely a point to be had here,
depending on your point of view and personal
circumstances.
I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive
home.
Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to
drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place,
your reputation may suffer.
If you eat any p***y in public, you become a
legend.
One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you
may get arrested.
If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying
saucers.
Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen
god.
One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring.
Ripping off panties is fun.
One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never
gets pissed off
One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one
to open a bottle or a can.
One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but
it eventually it settles down.
One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner, ale, lager, etc
One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an
hour after you've drank it
One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner
is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel
angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that
Beer would
experience none of those feelings, let alone express
them,
an extra point for BEER!
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Sunday, January 4, 2009
East African Ride
Now, no pun intended but I do know that am absolutely krazy. That's why my project this year is to ride as furthest as I can on Easter. The plan is to go to Uganda, cycle to Tanzania then all the way back to Kenya. Na juu ya hiyo storo, am offering the bargain of a life time. 20bob perKm. Let see how far you pips can make me go!
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